Hey, zig, come on, man. Hurry up.
Mr. Sir's coming back.
Hey, he's coming back! He's coming back!
Catch it.
Oh, stanley, you butterfingers!
He's coming back.
You better hide it.
Hide it.
Come on, man.
[Music continues]
[Music stops]
Well, well.
How did this get here?
What?
How did that get there?
Did it fall from the sky, huh?
[Sniffles] no.
[Spits]
I stole that out of your truck.
I think maybe the warden would like to see
what you found.
Let's go.
Y'all having a nice day?
Yes, mr. Sir.
Good.
Hey, what are you doing, dog?
- Caveman... - see what turns up.
- [Spits] - [Country music playing]
What?
We found a little something in caveman's hole.
What is it? What'd you find?
Come in. Come in. You're letting the cold out.
[Sighs]
Mr. Sir: Tell her.
While mr. Sir was filling our canteens...
i snuck into his truck
and, uh, stole his sunflower seeds.
Yeah.
That's it.
[Clears throat]
Caveman, would you, uh, kindly bring me that little brass case
in the bureau over there with my nail polish in it?
Yeah, sure.
Them little diddles
think i don't have eyes in the back of my head.
But i don't miss much... as you well know.
You know, my philosophy is...
see, i keep 'em in line... punishment and reward.
Punishment... reward.
Every time they see me coming,
a little shiver goes up their spine.
"D" tent... snaky little bunch, you know.
They think they're a step ahead of me,
but i'm miles ahead of them.
I come back at night. I look around.
I see in their eyes. They know i know.
Come right over here, son.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
See this, caveman?
This is my special nail polish.
I make it myself.
You want to know my secret ingredient?
Rattlesnake venom.
I just love what it does to the coloring.
It's perfectly harmless.
When it's dry.
So you think he stole your sunflower seeds.
No, i don't.
I think he's covering for x-ray or somebody.
It was a 5-pound sack,
and he claims to have eaten it all.
But it was only half-full when i got it.
And, uh, there's a lot in my hole.
You could check that.
I will. I will check it.
Aaah-aah!
Aah!
[Mr. Sir gasping]
Mr. Sir: All i give you is respect and affection...
i suggest you go back to your hole now.
[Gasping]
Why'd you do that?
Ooh!
I liked you better when you smoked.
[Feet tapping]
Hey, look who showed up.
Hey, man, we thought you were dead for sure.
Hey, caveman, what'd you say?
Nothing.
What'd she do to you?
Nothing.
Pbbtt. Nothing?
Yeah. She didn't do nothing.
[Laughing] What is this?
Thank you, guys.
Man.
- Don't look at us. - Yeah, it was zero.
That boy likes to dig holes.
He'd dig a hole to china, man.
Yeah, man.
But where do them chinese kids dig to?
Man, shut up.
Hey, zero.
Why'd you dig my hole, man?
You didn't steal the sunflower seeds.
Yeah, but neither did you.
You didn't steal the shoes.
You still want to learn to read?
All right, man.
I don't like no hocus-pocus. $ 14 for onions.
We don't need no stinking onions.
You told me to get onions, i get onions.
- I want to taste it. - Go ahead and taste it.
- I don't care. Go ahead. - I'll taste it, then.
I'm tasting it.
Whoa.
What happened to your face?
[Clattering]
Something the matter with my face? Huh?
No. No, mr. Sir.
You got that right.
[Crashing, clattering]
Anybody see anything wrong with my face?
Huh?!
I think i'm kind of purty, don't you?
All: Yes, sir.
Clean this up.
[Beck's "he's a mighty good leader" plays]
[Footsteps departing]
I think we just learned a valuable lesson.
We're all people, and mr. Sir is a very sensitive man,
just like all of us.
Leader, he's a mighty good leader
- he's a mighty good leader - next.
All the way
all the way, lord
- you thirsty, yelnats? - From up to heaven
- yes, mr. Sir. - He's a mighty good leader
[faucet squeaks]
There. That should hold you.
Next!
[Horse whinnies]